August 16th, 2006 (11:13 am)
current location:
Pleasanton baby ya!
current mood: I will survive!
current song: My name is Kim sam soon OST
Oh I can't even begin to say how good it feels to have things somewhat back to normal. But lets go back a little and see the adventure unfold shall we?
Day 1
(note: day 1 was suppose to start the night of the 3rd . . . instead it started early on the 4th . . . but lets not relive the unpleasantries of packing the truck . . . lalala, I can't hear you!)
*clears throat*
So as stated above, we started out bright and early once we finished packing and furiously cleaning so Megan wouldn't hunt us down in CA and hurt . . . wait, darn it that would have been perfect. Poo.
Anyways, with a unsettled stomach from a quick breakfast at the illustrious McDonalds restaurant we headed down I-5 . . ah yes, the interstate that we would be following for the next two days. It was weird as we were heading out realizing that we would not be coming back. *sniff* sad more like.
Fast forward a few hours later.
We manage to avoid most of the major traffic on the way down. Once we hit Olympia a herd of Hippos migrated with us South. Yes, Hippos. How can there be Hippos in the state of WA? Did the escape the zoo? No. Let me explain. After this journey I had given the kings of the roads the name of Hippo. They are burly, big, and occasionally carnivorous, much like semis. Its a wonderful likeliness and I'm not changing it. :P
Anywho, the Hippos littered the freeway. Nate, who was driving the truck all the way down, GO NATE!, and I could not get away from them. If we sped up they would be ahead, if we slowed down, you get the idea. But we handled it rather well. And may I mention, driving through WA is really pretty and nice. That is when aggressive washingtonians don't cut you off with their SUV's and the sun doesn't start frying your left arm, its great! However, once we started driving in Oregon (which I am not quite sure when that happened exactly since I managed to miss the welcome to Oregon sign. (You would think they would make those bigger, I mean its a big deal to be going into another state). It should be noted. Meanwhile you go to a city in the same state and the sign is bigger enough that if it were made of chocolate, it could feed a small country, but more on that later.
Where was I? Oh yes, Oregon. Very much like Washington. But what makes it nice? Well Nate and I were on our way to Meg's so we could pick her up and continue on our way (Meg lives in Portland). We made great time until we hit city limits. Then we were like salmon trying to spawn upstream (whats with all the national discovery similarities?). Except some of the salmon were a little confused and were also going in the opposite direction. And we also went the wrong way. That doesn't help. BUT BUT BUT!! Traffic in portland was a DREAM compared to the seattle/redmond/bellevue mess for one reason. THE DRIVERS. WOW, what a difference when people stuck in traffic are courteous and don't try to cut you off, push your car into the rail, etc. And we know, believe me, when you have no idea where you are going and attempting to merge from lane to lane and then go back, you'd think they would be angry, but each time they were nice enough to let us in. Ah, simple pleasures. But I digress. From there we managed to meet up with Meg and she brought us back to her house. Then what happened next was close to a miracle. Within the span of an hour and a half, her mother, brother, meg, nate and I, had unpacked half the truck, and then repacked it to the brim! (see picture below). We decided to take a short break, ok a couple of hours because we didn't want to go back out into Portland traffic, but we were off again.

Oh, and as a side note, WALKIE TALKIES ARE AWESOME!!! Meg managed to grab some so we could have them for the rest of trip, wow was that a great deal better then trying to dial nate up on the cell, now with a click of a button i could speak to both of them! (Did I mention we were all driving one vehicle, oh yes, most fun). This could totally be a great commercial for these things.
The rest of the trip unfortunately was not as fun since we managed to go through most of Oregon in pitch black darkness. And it became even more funless when the Hippos came out. Apparently they are nocturnal and migrate most of the night. However here is where the title makes sense. Though Oregon drivers are the nicest ever, the semis passing through are down right crazy!!! They unanimously decide at dusk that they are now cheetahs and not hippos. When semis begin traveling through the fast lane with speeds upward of 80, you know there is something terribly wrong. But wait! They have those "how's my driving" signs on the back, you can call them if they try to push you off the freeway right? WRONG! Even if the sign with the phone number was readable, the license plate was not. There was actually a few with the signs mysteriously scratched out. Hmm. Interesting. Its more like someone writing in big neon letters, AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!
Well this type of behavior stirs the rest of the smaller "animals" on the road and think they can do it too . . . so trucks with trailers and campers join the race. Ugh. I was just a little creeped out when a huge RV is trying to race a Hippo. It didn't help that we managed to get behind from the traffic after Portland and instead of arriving at 10ish, it was 11 and we were still driving. FUN FACT! Did you know when its pitch dark, you have no clue that you are going up or down a hill, that is until the car mysteriously starts to lose speed? Another fun fact: Mazdas hate hills.
We FINALLY manage to make it to grants pass and had not stopped in the last 4 hours, so suffice to say it was a little intense. (did I also mention I'm a very defensive driver? Ugh, painful) And to top it off, the inn we were planning on staying at were full. *sob*. We eventually found a room at a different hotel and didn't care that the hotel had mistaken slabs of rock as beds. At this point we were happy to collapse and blissfully fall unconscious.
This ends Part 1. Please stay tuned for part 2 where the trio battles California drivers and hungry piranhas. :D